beyondpanic's Diaryland Diary
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Turds!
I�m back from a wonderful week of vacationing in Cape May and I�m already in a turdy mood.
Turdy, turdy, turdy.
I�ll have lots of pictures to show you once my turdy camera recharges.
I�m pissed because my son�s turdy girlfriend, the Sea (Turdy) Hag called me last week to tell me that I am invited to SweePea�s 1st birthday party. She also spent 20 minutes telling me that we will never be friends (like I give a turd) and that her parents think I�m a very negative person (those turds).
My husband is being very turdy because he�s mad that I don�t want to go to Virginia and deal with the Sea Hag and her psycho parents, The Turdley�s.
9:53 p.m. - Sunday, Aug. 10, 2008
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