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Turds!

Iím back from a wonderful week of vacationing in Cape May and Iím already in a turdy mood.

Turdy, turdy, turdy.

Iíll have lots of pictures to show you once my turdy camera recharges.

Iím pissed because my sonís turdy girlfriend, the Sea (Turdy) Hag called me last week to tell me that I am invited to SweePeaís 1st birthday party. She also spent 20 minutes telling me that we will never be friends (like I give a turd) and that her parents think Iím a very negative person (those turds).

My husband is being very turdy because heís mad that I donít want to go to Virginia and deal with the Sea Hag and her psycho parents, The Turdleyís.

9:53 p.m. - Sunday, Aug. 10, 2008
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