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Here's the Poop
Yes, ladies, the colonoscopy was a breeze; however the prep was HORRIBLE! I do not understand how they can put a man on the moon, but they cannot come up with a more palatable way to prep for the procedure. So, here�s how it went. Wednesday 1:00 PM � Take two stool softeners 9:30 PM - All shit breaks loose Thursday 7:00 AM � Wake up and realize there is NO WAY that I can possible go to work. 2:00 PM - Take 4 stool softeners 4:00PM � Drink first 8 oz. glass of poison 4:15 PM � Drink 2nd 8 oz glass of poison 4:30 PM � Drink 3rd glass of poison 4:45 PM � Drink 4th glass of poison 5:00 PM � Drink 5th glass of poison 5:01 PM � Throw up glass of poison 5:30 PM � Drink 6th glass of poison 6:00 PM � Drink 7th glass of poison 6:30 PM � Shout aloud to an empty house, �I absolutely refuse to drink the last fu@king glass of that fu@king, thick, salty poison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:00 PM Poop 9:07 PM Poop 9:18 PM Poop 9:32 PM Poop 10:00 PM Poop 10:07 PM Don�t make it to the toilet on time and must take a shower. 10:40 PM Poop 10:42 PM Poop and start shaking uncontrollably 11:00 PM Take � xanax Friday Colonoscopy was scheduled for 11:00. I went in around 12:00 and was home by 2:30. It was a breeze, everything was normal and I don�t have to see that Dr. for 6 more years!
10:07 p.m. - Monday, Mar. 23, 2009
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