beyondpanic's Diaryland Diary
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Bits and Pieces
EW, EW, EW!!! There was a bat in the house last night. Hub got it out, but I walked around the house outside today and I can see where it may have gotten in, so you can be damn sure that I'll be calling the exterminator tomorrow morning.
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Hub is a service manager at a KIA dealership (they sold their Dodge franchise right before Chrysler went belly up). A man came into the dealership today demanding that they fix the DVD player in their car because they were driving down the shore (a two hour drive) and WHAT WERE THE KIDS SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE CAR IF THE DVD PAYER WAS BROKEN???!!!
What ever happened to coloring or counting mile markers or playing "I Spy" or playing magnetic tic tac toe or Hangman.
We have robbed this generation of the ability to develop an imagination.
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I was audibly assaulted in Home Goods last night. To the owners: please lock the office at night in order to keep teenage employees away from the audio system.
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The word is pronounced colonoscopy, not co-lon-oz-o-me.
The other word is pronounced mammogram, not mam-e-o-gram.
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The Sea Hag lost her MAC card and someone found it and used it as a credit card and filled up several cars with gas and also got cash advances until they depleted my son's checking account.
Idiot
10:35 p.m. - Friday, Jul. 10, 2009
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