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He is Certifiable

I wondered how long Popeye would wait before he told us that he knocked up the Sea Hag yet again.

I didn’t have to wait long, because this morning he called me while I was driving to work. We talked about his dogs and his cats (14 animals in all). He told me Swee’ Pea is getting bigger and says “no” to everything.

He also told me that they have no air conditioning in their home and they are so far behind on their rent that he can’t call the landlord to have the AC fixed. And then he said, “and now that we have a baby on the way, we have to get the air fixed so the Sea Hag (alright, he didn’t call her that) can be comfortable”.

I played dumb and said, “what did you say?’

He laughed and said, “We’re having another baby”.

I said, “What about the fact that she verbally and physically abuses you?”

He replied, “Oh, we talked about that and she’s not going to do it anymore”.

Well, alrighty then! Who knew that a single conversation would change her bipolar mania? But, wait a minute, I seem to remember they’ve discussed this many, many times before and each time she states she won’t hurt him again and then he calls me and tells me he has a huge gash in the back of his head from her breaking a hockey stick over his head.

Hmmm…something doesn’t seem right about this, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Oh I know! He’s fu@king crazy – that’s what it is!!!!!

He also claims that he told her he wants us to be a part of his family and she said she didn’t want to discuss it. He suggested I write her a letter. You should be very proud of me because I didn’t burst out laughing or shout, FU@K, NO!!!!! I calmly told him that her feelings about me are very clear and I thought it best to just leave her alone.

…and now for something to make you smile.

My granddaughter Lola – I can hug her whenever I want!



“Correct me if I’m wrong, but did that bug’s ass just light up?”

10:02 p.m. - Tuesday, Jul. 28, 2009
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