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Somewhere over the xanax

Here's a good reason to make sure your umbrella is screwed into the sand REALLY well. My daughter winessed this drive-by beach chair stabbing while we were in Cape May. The woman who was sitting in the chair was grazed on the arm. Can you imagine if it was a few inches to the other side?!


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Restless leg syndrome is a BITCH!

Last night I ran and ran and ran and ran in bed. I stretched and squinched and flexed and scrunched.

Nothing helped, so I got up and wandered around for about a ½ hour and then I took a piece of a xanax which kicked in about 45 minutes later. I was then unconscious until the damn alarm went off at 6:45 this morning and then I stumbled around all morning until I could get a damn fountain soda Diet Coke from the nearest Wawa at 1:00 (which, by the way, you can now add chocolate to your soda while it’s pouring so you can then have a delightful chocolate diet coke which will wake you up and then you will start singing “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?” with Shania Twain and your coworkers will hiss and boo at you and make fun of you because you have Shania on your Ipod.).

…or at least that’s what happened to me.

I now know how Judy Garland felt – she needed amphetamines to wake up and barbiturates to fall asleep.

By the way, a gay, male friend of mine works in the local gay library and he states that they have a much larger collection of Judy Garland books than Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler or Cher.

I told him that’s because Judy led a much more interesting life…dontcha think?

10:07 p.m. - Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2008
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